I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Randomize
