He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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