3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
I have demons in me.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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