so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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