You work out of a Hotel?
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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