it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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