i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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