yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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