If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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