if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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