real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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