Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Randomize
