This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize