I want to stick my p in your. b.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
