Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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