so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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