"it" just moved
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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