What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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