Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
did i walk over a car last night?
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
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