just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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