windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
