yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
my nose is crying tears of wow.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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