Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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