I don't think brook has ever known best
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
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