first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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