Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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