God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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