Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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