we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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