You made me cry and you don't even care
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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