I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
