Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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