yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
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