Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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