Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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