We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
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