I wish i was in the wii world.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Randomize
