Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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