Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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