Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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