nut hugger
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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