btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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