The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you win again, gameday.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
