This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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