I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
When are your genitals available?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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