I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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