Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Never underestimate the power of titties
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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