If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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