porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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