Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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