if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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